Video Footage of the Navy Yard Shooter Looking for Victims

Does it get more messed up than this? No, I don't think so either.

High School Star Cheated Out of Touchdown Because He Is a Beast!

Rules are rules and they have to be followed, but dumb rules should not have to be followed--yet they are still enforced.

Mascot Gone Wrong! Jacksonville's Jaguar Gets His Thong On!

So it appears that the Seattle Seahawks mascot, Blitz, and the Jacksonville Jaguars one, Jaxson de Ville, had a bet on last week's game. It seems that if the 'Hawks won that Jaxson had to shake his groove thang wearing a thong.

I'm all for the innocent bet, but I can't help but wonder one thing. What would Blitz have done if the Jags won? The odds were pretty heavy in Seattle's favor. A straight up bet would not have been right.

Baboon Grabs a Little Boob on Live TV

It would not be shocking if I was just being metaphorical here and talking about some idiot that got fresh with someone on television, but that is not the case here. I'm talking about an actual baboon grabbing the boob of a reporter as she begins here broadcast.

You have to love the big, toothy grin on his face while he's doing it too.

Female Arm Wrestler Breaks Other Arm in Match. Yes, the Other Arm.

This is just messed up. I'll give her credit for not quitting when she already had one broke arm from a previous arm wrestling match, but now she has two. The sound alone when the bone breaks will be enough to make you cringe.

Jay Cutler Thinking Naughty Thoughts?

Whoever made this GIF is just wrong; as am I for posting it.  I suppose we can blame the director for cutting to Jay at that moment. Don't they know that the world loves to poke fun at Jay? Do they care?

For what its worth the girl rocked the National Anthem. Very well done young lady.

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Beer Plumbing--Ummm....Yes Please!

This is great. These guys got together and thought they would play a prank on their buddy by fixing it so that whenever he or his wife turned on a water faucet--kitchen sink, bathroom sink, tub, shower--beer came out.

Yes, beer.